eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? 🤔❄️
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What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤔 When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and ✨shine✨ like a 💫star💫! Show her your 🧠genius🧠 and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! 😉
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What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌽I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just 🌽 all the more!🍎🍌🍇🍊
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Which bus crossed the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌊🚌 The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? 🌊🌍
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys 🤠 ride horses? It's like dating! 🐴🌹 They're tired of wrangling cows 🐄 And need a wild ride instead! 🤪🐎
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
"What's shakin', 🧲? I'm stickin' around!" 😄
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The Joke Factory: 10 Rib-Tickling Gems for Nonstop Laughter
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
The Joke Factory: 10 Hilarious Hoots That'll Crack You Up & Leave Your Sides Splitting!
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍋🤒 What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... 🤔 This riddle will entertain! 🍋🎁
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Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time - Prepare for Rib-Tickling Hilarity!
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Why is the forest so noisy?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌳 Why does the forest sound like a party? 🎉 It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest 🎶 emoji-filled secret?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 💀 cross the 🛣️? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? 🤔😄
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 😱 Because 7 ate 9! 😂🍽️
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Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig 🐦✨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather ☀️🌧️, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? 🏴☠️ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! 🎟️💸
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Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 🐶 keep tripping? It's a 🤔pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a 🚶♂️ruff time finding its 🐾balance!
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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? 👣 Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! 😉🤔
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Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the 👻 see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! 👪😂
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐻❄️🏦: Where do polar bears keep their money? 🤔💰
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What do you call two birds in love?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call two birds in love? 😍🐦
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎅 What does Santa clean his sleigh with? ❄️🧹 It's not soap or water, that's just sly! 🚫🧼 His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! 💡✨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! 🪄✨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! 🎉 But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! 🤔🚀
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What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📏 What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! 📐😄
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What’s the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? 🐻❄️ They can't decide where to vote! 🗳️🌍
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the girl put 💄 on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! 🤔😄
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍗🍂 What aroma tickles your 👃 at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your 😋 and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? 🦃💨
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄
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Where can you always find a peacock?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦚 In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. 🦚
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What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What icy treat did Frosty 🥶 choose at Wendy’s®?
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌊 "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" 🏖️
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 + 🪰 = ?
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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐰Hopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? 🥚
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👁️"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? 😜"👁️
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