Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍖🍗💀 What does a 💀 order for dinner?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥔 Which day does the potato dread? 🤔 It's the one where it's mashed and spread! 😱🥔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎭Who's the 🎶grooviest🎶 monster to 💃dance💃 with? They've got moves like 🕺Jagger, and a 💃rhythm that's 🔥hotter🔥 than a 🔥dragon🔥! Can you crack this 👻mysterious👻 riddle? 🤔😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌆 In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, 📚 🗽 Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! 🧠 🍎 But where, you ask, is this magical place? 🤔 🚇 Where numbers and laughter embrace? 😄 🗽 Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile 😁 🌈 It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! 🚌 📚 So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ➕✖️➗ 💡 Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? 🤔 Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! 🤓 The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! ⌛️ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! 🎩 Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? 🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why can't skeletons play music? 🎶💀 Because they have no organs! 🎺🎸🎹

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐷 What do you call a pig that does karate? 🥋 He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! 🐽💥 Can you guess his name?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why didn't the oven go to college? 🤔🎓 The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! 😄 Stay tuned for the punchline! 🙌🔥

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What icy treat did Frosty 🥶 choose at Wendy’s®?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 What did the teacher do at the beach? 🏖️ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! 🐳✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?🦃🎄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕷️🕸️ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? 🖱️🕷️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘 Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! 🙊🖥️ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🦄 get detention? 🤔 It couldn't resist horsing around! 🐎😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌹 Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! 😬

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey 🍗 make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚿Why did the 🦹‍♂️robber take a shower?🤔 To wash away his 👣footprints, leaving no 😎clues behind!🔍😅

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐇🎶 Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! 🎶 What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! 🐰🎵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 😱 Because 7 ate 9! 😂🍽️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘 How long should an elephant’s legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! 🙃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was the computer cold? 🤔❄️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐶 This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? 🐾

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I dash with grace, without a single stride, 🏃 Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! 🌪️ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! 😄🔥

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥄: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! 🍴😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the girl put 💄 on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do 🍌 put sunscreen before beach? 🌞 They don't want to peel! 😎🍌

Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

The Joke Factory: 10 Hilarious Hoots That'll Crack You Up & Leave Your Sides Splitting!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📝 Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! ✏️💖

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! 🔆 What am I, making a stadium's night show?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What playfully tumbles in winter, ❄️ yet never cries "Ouch!"?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃I gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's ✨sunny☀️, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like 🎉turkey paradise!🍗