Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was π€ "second" sick!
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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅ "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" π΅
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Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey π make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! π€π
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? π΄ββ οΈ Because he was standing on the deck! ποΈ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! π
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
"What's shakin', π§²? I'm stickin' around!" π
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What do birds do on Halloween?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ¦ On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can you guess what they do? ποΈ
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆββοΈWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! π€β¨
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Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time - Prepare for Rib-Tickling Hilarity!
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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went π "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"
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Whatβs a cannibalβs favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ππ¦·
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Why did the chicken go to jail?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the chicken go to jail? π Because it was caught eggtremely π£ bad-beaking! π€
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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈβοΈ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! π€βοΈπ§ββοΈ
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What did the baker say to his wife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" π₯
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the π and wanting a break from the chilly weather! βοΈπ¦π΄
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Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, π π½ Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! π§ π But where, you ask, is this magical place? π€ π Where numbers and laughter embrace? π π½ Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile π π It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! π π So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ββοΈβ π‘ Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? π€ Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! π€ The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! βοΈ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! π© Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? π
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What do you call two birds in love?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call two birds in love? ππ¦
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What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? π Hint: There's a π½-ucopia of these!
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Where did the king keep his army?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? π°ππββοΈ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! π§©π
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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉ Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! π¬
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What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" π₯
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Why donβt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? π¦βοΈ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! ππ€£
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Why did the book join the police force?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the book join the police force? π Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! πβοΈπ
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? π€ His days were numbered! πππ΅
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys π€ ride horses? It's like dating! π΄πΉ They're tired of wrangling cows π And need a wild ride instead! π€ͺπ
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Jokes for All Occasions: 10 Hilarious Gems for Every Mood
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laughing Is Always In Fashion: 10 Gems To Tickle Your Funny Bone in Every Mood!
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Where do books hide when theyβre scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a π. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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Why didnβt Dracula have any friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures π¦ flock to me? Is it because I'm a πsucker for attention?
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Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΄ Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? π€ Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! π€"
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWhat swims in the sea, but can't see? π€ This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! π Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! ππ
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅What kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! πΆ
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How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π° To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the π© & conjure a carrot-scented β¨ or hypnotize it with a π°οΈ. Don't worry, no π were harmed in the making of this riddle! So, ready to solve this hare-raising mystery? π
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? πββοΈποΈ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! π΄πΎβ¨
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