eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 2 - AckySHINE
Why did the pony get detention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π¦ get detention? π€ It couldn't resist horsing around! ππ
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? π¨ A spπ»π¦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π· What do you call a pig that does karate? π₯ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! π½π₯ Can you guess his name?
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Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Where can you learn to make ice cream? π¨ This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! π°π§
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦· When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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Jokes for All Occasions: 10 Hilarious Gems for Every Mood
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laughing Is Always In Fashion: 10 Gems To Tickle Your Funny Bone in Every Mood!
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Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time - Prepare for Rib-Tickling Hilarity!
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? βοΈπ§Ή It's not soap or water, that's just sly! π«π§Ό His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! π‘β¨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! πͺβ¨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! π But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! π€π
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What does a skeleton order for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πππ What does a π order for dinner?
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Why was the clown crying?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€‘Why was the clown crying? π Because he couldn't π« find the π€‘punchline! ππ₯³
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys π€ ride horses? It's like dating! π΄πΉ They're tired of wrangling cows π And need a wild ride instead! π€ͺπ
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! βοΈπ
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆββοΈWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! π€β¨
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What π·οΈ has 18 legs, π¦ can't escape, and πββοΈ runs away from?
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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅ "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" π΅
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWhat swims in the sea, but can't see? π€ This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! π Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! ππ
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? π
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πβπ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! π₯π€£
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! πΆββοΈπ
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What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? π¦π Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest? Owl bet it's us!
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What has two legs but canβt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦΅π¦΅What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ππ¦π¦
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! π€’π©So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? πΊπ
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ€ What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... π€ This riddle will entertain! ππ
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? π₯π€ Because they always crack up! ππ³
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Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
Updated at: 2025-02-13 19:52:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, and a πrhythm that's π₯hotterπ₯ than a π₯dragonπ₯! Can you crack this π»mysteriousπ» riddle? π€π
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, βοΈ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where do ghosts go for a swim?π In a π»ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ππ»
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! π
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Whatβs a catβs favorite nursery rhyme?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π±Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "πΆHey diddle diddle, the π and the π I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"πΆ
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Which monster is the best dance partner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, and a πrhythm that's π₯hotterπ₯ than a π₯dragonπ₯! Can you crack this π»mysteriousπ» riddle? π€π
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? π΄π
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Whatβs the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Whatβs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? π€π
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" ποΈ
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