eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 2 - AckySHINE
Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. ๐ "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" ๐๏ธ #FowlPlay
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What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it!"? ๐
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How did the boy react when his turtle died?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ข When his turtle died, the boy's face turned ๐ฎ, his tears flowed like a ๐ฆ, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the ๐ข race now!" ๐
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What was the bankerโs favorite player on the football team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What player made the banker say ๐ฐ๐?
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆท When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ตWhat kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! ๐ถ
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐
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Which bus crossed the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? ๐๐
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the girl put ๐ on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! ๐ค๐
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Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle your funny bone with these hilarious jokes guaranteed to brighten your day! Get ready to giggle till it hurts!
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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Tick-tock, don't be blind! ๐ค Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? ๐ A riddle that'll blow your mind! ๐ง ๐ฅ No time to waste, let's find! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, โ๏ธ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ๐๐ต Can you crack their secret code? ๐ Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! ๐๐โ๏ธ
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Which Budgie owns the cage?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆBirds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? ๐ค
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys ๐ค ride horses? It's like dating! ๐ด๐น They're tired of wrangling cows ๐ And need a wild ride instead! ๐คช๐
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Hilarity Unleashed: 10 Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laugh out loud with our side-splitting selection of jokes! Get ready to unleash the hilarity and tickle your funny bone like never before!
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐-wearing teacher shine brighter than the ๐? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! ๐๐ฉโ๐ซ
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! ๐๐
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Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฟWhy did the ๐ฆนโโ๏ธrobber take a shower?๐ค To wash away his ๐ฃfootprints, leaving no ๐clues behind!๐๐
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What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ
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Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ๐ฝ all the more!๐๐๐๐
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Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Where do baby pens spend their day? ๐ค They have a "write" of passage to the ๐ซ Pen-dergarten! ๐ผโ๏ธ
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Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ๐๐ They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! ๐
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Why was the clown crying?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คกWhy was the clown crying? ๐ญ Because he couldn't ๐ซ find the ๐คกpunchline! ๐๐ฅณ
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What did the teacher do at the beach? ๐๏ธ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! ๐ณโจ
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling on the Floor Laughing, Clutching Your Sides, and Begging for Mercy!
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What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆI gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's โจsunnyโ๏ธ, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like ๐turkey paradise!๐
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Where do books hide when theyโre scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a ๐. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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