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eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
Why didnโt Dracula have any friends?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures ๐ฆ flock to me? Is it because I'm a ๐sucker for attention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ๐๐ต Can you crack their secret code? ๐ Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! ๐๐โ๏ธ
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐น Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! ๐ฌ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, and a ๐rhythm that's ๐ฅhotter๐ฅ than a ๐ฅdragon๐ฅ! Can you crack this ๐ปmysterious๐ป riddle? ๐ค๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he was standing on the deck! ๐๏ธ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! ๐ โโ๏ธ
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a ๐ with no ๐, no ๐ฆต, and no ๐ฅ? I bet they've mastered the art of โ๏ธ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? ๐"
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig ๐ฆโจ, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather โ๏ธ๐ง๏ธ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
What is a topโs favorite ride at the amusement park?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At the amusement park, it's quite clear, A ride that brings a top utmost cheer! ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! ๐คข๐ฉSo put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? ๐บ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? ๐ฅ
Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress
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Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Title: Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress Excerpt: "Stressed? Well, worry not, my friend! We've compiled a list of ten belly-busting jokes that promise to tickle your funny bone and zap stress away faster than a ninja on roller skates. Get ready to laugh your way to a happier, healthier you!"
Updated at: 2025-02-13 19:52:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, and a ๐rhythm that's ๐ฅhotter๐ฅ than a ๐ฅdragon๐ฅ! Can you crack this ๐ปmysterious๐ป riddle? ๐ค๐