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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
1.Mwenye mpira Lazima acheze ata kama hajui mpira 2.Dogo mnene Lazima awe golikipa 3.Mwenye mpira ataamua nan acheze na nan asicheze
4.kama haujashiriki kufuma mpira unaweza ucpate namba 5.Ukichaguliwa mwishon ujue uwezo wako ni mdogo kuliko wote 6.Mwenye mpira akikaclika mpira umeisha 7.Inaruhusiwa kubadili golikipa kama ikitokea penat na baada ya apo ataendelea kudaka yule yule 8.Mechi itaisha pale giza linapoingia 9.wale ambao wamekosa namba kazi yao ni kufata mpira ukitoka 10.yule mtaalam wa soka {KM MIMI } huwa hakoc namba ata cku moja! Ukiikumbuka lazima utabasam!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ni noma!
Baada ya Talaka mke kamtumia mume meseji:- "Nasikitika kukujulisha kuwa binti uliyemlea kwa miaka 20 sio mtoto wako" Mume akamjibu:- "Duh! Nashukuru Mungu kwani nilikuwa nikiumia rohoni kila siku kwamba nazini na binti yangu" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Pale umapofanya interview huku ukijua hutapata kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Pale unaitwa kufanya interview na unajua tuu hutapata kazi tuu….. Interviewer: where were u born? Guy: Tanzania Interviewer: okay which part? Guy: what do u mean which part, the whole body was born in Tanzania.. 😂😂😂 Cpendagi ujinga mim
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alikuwa kwenye daladala pembeni kuna dada mrembo kakaa. Kamlia timing kwa muda kisha halafu akamuuliza "Samahani dada unaitwa Google?". Dada: "hapana, kwanini umedhani naitwa hivyo?". Jamaa: "Una kila kitu nnachokitafuta "😅😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jana wakati naangalia taarifa ya habar mtangazaji akasema "mpenz mtazamaji nataka nikupeleke moja kwa moja had marekani" nikazima TV kwa haraka nikaenda kuvaa viatu. Hadi sahv bado nmekaa hapa seblen nahisi bado wanaihangaikia Visa yangu
Soma hii, kama wewe ndio mzazi wa huyu msichana ungefanyaje?
Wewe ni mzazi mwanao anasoma kidato cha tatu mkoani umemsafirisha leo kwenda shule baada ya masaa matano ukasikia gari alilo panda mwanao limepata ajali wamekufa watu wote upo ktk harakati za kuandaa msiba,
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Wewe ni mzazi mwanao anasoma kidato cha tatu mkoani umemsafirisha leo kwenda shule baada ya masaa matano ukasikia gari alilo panda mwanao limepata ajali wamekufa watu wote upo ktk harakati za kuandaa msiba,
mwanao anakupigia simu baba/mama mimi mzima sijafa mpenzi wangu ABDUL aliniambia nishuke Chalinze ili niwe nae kwa siku mbili alafu niende shule je, wewe mzazi unge mfanyaje mwanao?
Huyu jamaa bonge la bwege, ungekua wewe ndiyo rafiki ake ungemwambiaje?
RAFIKI: Vipi mbona leo huna uchangamfu
JAMAA: Wanawake bwana, mwanamke hata umpendeje atakugeuka tu
RAFIKI: Nini tena ndugu yangu? Mbona shemeji mtu fresh sana
JAMAA: Hata mimi nilikuwa najua hivyo, leo nimegundua kumbe ana siri kubwa sana
ananificha, mi naita huu ni usaliti wa ndoa.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:10 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
RAFIKI: Vipi mbona leo huna uchangamfu JAMAA: Wanawake bwana, mwanamke hata umpendeje atakugeuka tu RAFIKI: Nini tena ndugu yangu? Mbona shemeji mtu fresh sana JAMAA: Hata mimi nilikuwa najua hivyo, leo nimegundua kumbe ana siri kubwa sana ananificha, mi naita huu ni usaliti wa ndoa. RAFIKI: Nini tena?
JAMAA:Nimegundua mke wangu kumbe anafanya biashara ya kitimoto na hajawahi hata kuniambia RAFIKI: Kitimoto? We umejuaje? JAMAA: Leo asubuhi nilichelewa kuamka niliamua nijipumzishe kidogo kabla ya kwenda kazini, simu ya mke wangu ikalia, nikaamua kuipokea, kabla hata sijafungua mdomo, nikasikia sauti ya mwanaume mmoja akauliza, “Huyo nguruwe umeshamuondoa?’ Hebu we fikiria nilivyoshtuka, yaani mpaka sasa nashindwa kuamini kuwa mke wangu ananizunguka anafanya biashara ya nguruwe hajaniambia hata siku moja
