| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What did the teacher do at the beach? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| How do you catch an unusual rabbit? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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