| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Which flower talks the most? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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