| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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