| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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