| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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