| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| How do you catch an unusual rabbit? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| Which flower talks the most? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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