| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| What type of dog loves going to the groomer? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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