| Why didnât the oven go to college? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| Why didnât Dracula have any friends? |
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| Whatâs a ghostâs favorite room in the house? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| What has two legs but canât walk? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
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| Why couldnât the bicycle stand up? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What is Draculaâs favorite fruit? |
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| Whereâs a wallâs favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| Why donât animals eat clowns? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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| Why couldnât the turkey eat dessert? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| Whatâs a catâs favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| Whatâs the smartest insect around? |
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| Whatâs a librarianâs favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| Whatâs a tornadoâs favorite game to play? |
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| What is a kittenâs favorite dessert? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| What is a witchâs favorite subject in school? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentineâs Day? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| How long should an elephantâs legs be? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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