| Which flower talks the most? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? |
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| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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