| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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