| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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