| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| The Joke Factory: 10 Rib-Tickling Gems for Nonstop Laughter |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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